10 annoying things couples do on Facebook

1. Always have couple pictures as their profile picture

Okay. So the majority of the 'I am in a relationship people' on Facebook usually have a couple photo as their profile picture. And in not so rare cases a person might have their girl friend or boyfriend's solo picture on their profile. This is misleading and annoying on so many levels. Misleading because the profile they have created resembles a single person, while the profile picture states otherwise. Or the mere fact that it is very unappealing to have a profile picture of a boy under a clear cut girl's Id. It is the same as seeing a picture of Brad pitt on Angelina Jolie's profile. Not such a pretty sight, is it now? What these love nuts really need to do is operate under a couple Id. Simple and handy at the same time.

2. Writing unnecessary cute things on each other's walls

This is like the modern version of love notes. One of the many things couples tend to do when they are caught up in the so called mist of love. When I was in school it was the most horrid thing to have couples in class. Now don’t get me wrong. It was a pleasant sight to have these dim witted people with all gooey eyes staring at each other. But they do this thing where they pass these little paper folds (the so called love notes) across the class to each other. It is more like an annoying and overrated version of passing the secret, only in this case not everyone knows the secret. But now since the invention of Facebook, these love notes suddenly seems to be all over the place. Dumb, silly, cute love notes. Much to my dismay they are mostly copy pasted from Google. Duh! The least they could do is be original. Or at least copy paste a romantic 'Bandhi', 'Raivaru' or 'Lhen ' and be unique. 

3. Bombarding other people's pictures with personal conversations

Don’t you just hate it when you upload a picture and  two people just ruin it for you by starting a conversation about that tree in the background which reminds them of their first date. Or a status about how you love a certain book becomes a personal war between two people about their opinion on it. Not to mention the endless trait of hearts they leave with each comment. And no matter how tempted you are, you just have to bear with those comments without deleting them since you don’t want to hurt your friends. The dilemma!

4. 'Own' every picture of their better half

Jack owns <3 Mike owns <3 Luke owns <3 Ezra owns <3. On every damn single picture. I don't know why it annoys me, but it does. And I bet my ass that most of the people who use it doesn’t even know what it really means. I know, reality hits hard.

5. Constantly fraping each other

Now, imagine that awesome moment when you see a sassy status update on your news feed. Literally everybody is going gaga over it. Commenting, liking, blah blah. But only later you know that the person was fraped ( Meaning:) Annoying, right? And with so many people being fraped into declaring their eternal love for Justin Bieber, no wonder that brat still has his head up his ass. I personally blame the couples on Facebook for catastrophe's as such.

6. Those annoying meaningless life events

October 31 - He looked at me for the first time. November 1 - He smiled at me. November 2 - He said Hi. November 3 - Realized my undying love for him. November 4 - In a relationship with (insert name). November 5 - Got engaged to (insert name). November 6 - Got pregnant. November 7 - Got married to (insert name). You basically know what I'm trying to say, right? *sigh*

7. Always writing 'With (Insert name)' on their statuses

Did you notice that couples always make use of that 'with' option. It's hilarious and annoying at the same time. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone updates their status saying "Just pooped and on my way back to the room now- with (insert name)". Ahh! May that day never come. Amen.

8. Over use of the emotion 'Feeling loved'

Aren't couples on Facebook always feeling loved? I wonder if they are really feeling that way or its simply one of many things couples do. Anyhow, its plain annoying and makes me wonder if they are incapable of feeling any other emotion. May be they just don’t realize the fact that we are blessed with uncountable number of synonyms in the English language. Or are they just lazy?

 

9. PDA oozing out of the pictures

Poses that makes me cringe in shame. Poses that makes me want to throw up. One thing these people don’t understand is that a picture of them hugging as if it’s the end of the world is the last thing I want to see on my news feed every time I log into Facebook. Facebook is not a Porn site. For the love of God have some mercy on the people in your friend lists.

10. Sharing love songs

Don’t you just wish that the person would randomly lose all their hair each time they shared a song from Ashiqui 2? Or is it just me? I can't emphasize much on this. Such waste of all those awesome songs on YouTube.